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Home Video Alert: Point Break
Point Break (2015) New on home video today yesterday is Point Break which tells the story of wait a minute Point Break came out already when did that happen I saw a trailer or two a couple months ago...
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Home Video Alert: The Forest
The Forest (2015) New on home video today is The Forest which tells the story of a woman who falls into a coma in 2014 and awakens five months later and as her husband is driving her home from the...
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Home Video Alert: The Revenant; Norm of the North
The Revenant (2015) New on home video today is The Revenant which tells the story of a man who faces the ultimate test against nature when his motorized paddle bike goes haywire and sends him over a...
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Home Video Alert: Krampus
Krampus (2015) New on home video today is Krampus which tells the story of Jim Krampus who is the best god damn mattress salesman in the greater Helena area which means he sells upwards of five...
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Home Video Alert: The VVitch; Dirty Grandpa
The VVitch (2015) Nevv on home video today is The VVitch vvhich tells the story of a goat named Carl but nobody calls the goat that they call him The VVitch because he screams so fucking loud that it...
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Home Video Alert: Zoolander 2; How to Be Single
Zoolander 2 (2016) New on home video today is Zoolander 2 which continues the story of a man named Alex who goes skydiving one day and his parachute won’t open and he’s blown way off course by a freak...
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Home Video Alert: Race; Gods of Egypt
Race (2016) New on home video today is Race which is a sequel to The Stanford Prison Experiment in which the world has been taken over by 24 “The Nature Boy” Ric Flair clones after they Figure-Four...
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Home Video Alert: Zootopia; Hail, Caesar!
Zootopia (2016) New on home video today is Zootopia which is the third installment in the Zoolander series in which a skydiving daredevil named Alex is hurtling toward a gargantuan pile of orangutan...
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Home Video Alert: 10 Cloverfield Lane; London Has Fallen
10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) New on home video today is 10 Cloverfield Lane which is a prequel/sequel/sidequel to the movie Cloverfield in which the parents of the Cloverfield monster Grover and Sally...
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Home Video Alert: My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 (2016) New on home video today is My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 which is the story of a woman named Helena who is the sole survivor of the original My Big Fat Greek Wedding in...
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Home Video Alert: Kung Fu Panda 3
Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) New on home video today is Kung Fu Panda 3 which consists of unseen super 8 footage from 1972 of a drunken Bruce Lee punching and kicking pandas to death in the Hong Kong Zoo...
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Home Video Alert: I Saw the Light
I Saw the Light (2016) New on home video today is I Saw the Light which is a feature-length reenactment of how Todd Rundgren came up with the title of that song by the same name and it was because one...
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Home Video Alert: Mother’s Day; The Lobster
Mother’s Day (2016) New on home video today is Mother’s Day which is about In a Growth Opportunity graduation, couple Terry and Charlie are offered a ride from an old woman where they are driven into...
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Home Video Alert: The Angry Birds Movie
The Angry Birds Movie (2016) New on home video today is The Angry Birds Movie which is about three birds who get incredibly high on PCP seed one morning and start ranting about how the liberal media...
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Home Video Alert: The Jungle Book
The Jungle Book (2016) New on home video today is The Jungle Book which is about a mysterious book that when opened a bunch of jungle shit happens like monkeys and panthers jumping out of the pages and...
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Home Video Alert: Now You See Me 2; Money Monster
Now You See Me 2 (2016) New on home video today is Now You See Me 2 which picks up where the first Now You See Me left off where Jesse Eisenberg’s character’s eyes have been plucked out by birds and...
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Home Video Alert: Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: Civil War (2016) New on home video today is Captain America: Civil War which is about Captain America and Iron Man getting into an argument over who drank the last can of Schlitz at...
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Home Video Alert: Neighbors 2; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2015) New on home video today is Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising which tells the story of a a sorority house that’s situated next door to a crazy family of Disney enthusiasts...
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Home Video Alert: The Shallows; Warcraft
The Shallows (2016) New on home video today is The Shallows which is about five brothers who are so competitive about their girlfriends that they will only date girls with zero physical imperfections...
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Home Video Alert: Finding Dory
Finding Dory (2016) New on home video today is Finding Dory which is a sequel to Gremlins that finally answers the question of what happened to Dorry of Dorry’s Tavern because he’s nowhere to be found...
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